Dear God, Why?

It turns out now that I have to help compose a rap for the conference "talent show." Really,it's just a reason for drunken martial artists to get on stage and make fools of themselves. Well, this talent show was supposed to be for sifus only, but since our sifu is only one going from our school, he sure as hell isn't performing alone. I gotta be the whitest Filipino out there and now I have to get on stage and do this. Well, if anything else, this will be very interesting. Not sure which type of interesting, but interesting.