One Liners

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Q:How do you tell if a woman is a lesbian/bi-sexual?
A:Look at her tongue. If it's in another girl's vagina then you know she's a lesbian/bi-sexual.

That joke may be a little mean spirited and inappropriate around the water cooler, but it still gets me chuckling every single time.

Nothing really new on my front here. I'm still writing for Lakeshoredreams.com and the check is doing nicely paying the rent and keeping my lights on. I'm still looking for permenant employment. I really do want to stay here in Milwaukee, but I've broadened my job search to include Illinois, Missouri, and Minnesota. Pretty much it's places where I have either good friends or family nearby.

So if any of you readers out there live in those states and have need of a talented web writer/journalist, be sure to look me up.