Great Freaking Joke

A woman walks into a plastic surgeons office and asks for a face lift. The doctor says, "Hey, we got this great new procedure. We attach a knob to the back of your head and whenever you want a lift you just turn the knob."

"Great," says the woman. So, she gets it done and for five years she lives happy and beautiful.

However, one day she returns to the plastic surgeon with a problem.

"Doctor," she says, "There is something wrong. I got these huge bags under my eyes and they won't go away."

"Well," says the doctor, "First off those aren't bags. Those are your breasts."

"Oh," says the woman, "That explains the goatee."